most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
I’ll never be good,
and that’s not bad.
Because there’s no one I’d rather be,
two hearts beat as one
I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE YEAR TO PUT THIS ON MY BLOG
I GOT A STOMACHACHE FROM EATIN’ ALL THEM COOKIES
BUT GUESS WHAT (WHAT?)
I GOT MORE COOKIES!!
IM SO GLAD HIS IS FINALLY HERE AGAIN
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
can we please not reblog this post
I AM LAUGHING HARDER AND LONGER THAN I SHOULD AND IN DROOLING
Ok, this one made me laugh really hard.
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is
wow this file really is high quality
im kind of shocked
i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not
dude holy shit you’re right.
IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CLEAR AND IM DANCINGGNGNGINI