I need to have sex like right now
I’ll never be good,
and that’s not bad.
Because there’s no one I’d rather be,
Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?
A whole new world, huh? I can show you this one and about a dozen others in the next 10 minutes. Get in.
Post-it Notes Left on the Train
Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.
These two will kill me with feels. THESE DORKS WILL HAVE ME KILLED.
"So, Peg leg!"
i laughed too much
This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner
WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE
This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D
Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
sassy trojan, damn. i like
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is Gavin
do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.