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Random Is Your New Best Friend
"I am bad, and that’s good.
I’ll never be good,
and that’s not bad.
Because there’s no one I’d rather be,
than me."


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very-sexythings:

I need to have sex like right now

18 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 2,696 notes

dreamofserenity626:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?

A whole new world, huh? I can show you this one and about a dozen others in the next 10 minutes. Get in.

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 267,192 notes

catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 65,083 notes

dawnie-dragon:

asbehsam:

divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

(x)

These two will kill me with feels. THESE DORKS WILL HAVE ME KILLED.

"So, Peg leg!"

i laughed too much

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 100,920 notes

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 157,563 notes
lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 383,419 notes

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 585,823 notes

zaytanlucifer:

do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties

1 month ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 12,362 notes

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

1 month ago on July 11th, 2014 | J | 180,223 notes

ofravensandwolves:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

Everything is 10000% okay here.

1 month ago on July 11th, 2014 | J | 370,187 notes